Pilot Kule diyalogları
Posted: 04 Mar 2006, 15:09
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Pilot Kule diyalogları:
---- Ekşi Sözlükte bloody nickli yazarın izni ile #893685 numaralı entrysinden alıntıdır. -----
lh741:"tower, give me a rough timecheck!"
tower: "it's tuesday, sir."
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tower: have you got enough fuel or not?
pilot: yes.
tower: yes what??
pilot: yes, sir!
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tower: shamu two two, please state estimated time of arrival.
pilot: ok, let's see..., i şink tuesday would be nice...
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pilot: "bratislava tower, şis is oscar oscar kilo estabished ils 16."
tower: "oscar oscar kilo, guten tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm and by şe way: şis is wien tower."
pilot: (short break) "bratislava tower, oscar oscar kilo passed şe outer marker."
tower: "oscar oscar kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching vienna!"
pilot: (short break again) "confirm, şis is not bratislava?"
tower: "you can believe me, şis is vienna!
pilot: (once again short break) "but why? we want to go to bratislava, not to vienna!"
tower: "oscar oscar kilo, roger.discontinue approach, turn left and climb to 5000 feet, vectors
to bratislava."
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pilot: "...tower, please call me a fuel truck."
tower: "roger. you are a fuel truck."
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tower: "phantom-formation crossing controlzone wişout clearance, state your callsign !"
pilot: "i'm not silly..."
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tower (in stuttgart): "lufşansa 5680, reduce to 170 knots."
pilot: "şis is here like frankfurt. şere is also only 210 and 170 knots...but we are flexibl."
tower: "we too. reduce to 173 knots."
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pilot: "ground, xy-line 195, requesting start-up."
tower: "sorry, xy-line 195, we don't have your flight plan. what is your destination ?"
pilot: "to leipzig, like every monday."
tower: "but today is tuesday!"
pilot: "what? but tuesday we are off !"
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tower: "hawk 20, is şis şe same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?"
pilot: "negative, sir. it's only şe same pilot."
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tower: "delta zulu romeo, turn right now and report your heading."
pilot: "wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345..."
(anm.: 3wilcoj=will continue)
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tower: "lufşansa 893, number one, checkcar on şe runway."
pilot: "roger. we'll check şe car on şe runway."
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tower: "delta romeo zulu, confirm you are inbound to sulz ndb?"
pilot: "affirm, but we don't receive it."
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tower: "hotel papa oscar climb four şousand to six şousand and maintain."
pilot: "hotel papa oscar, climbing flight level 100."
tower: "hotel papa oscar, climb to flight level 60 and maintain."
pilot: "but four plus six is ten, isn't it?"
tower: "you should climb, not add up."
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tower: "flamingo 019, do you have a "springbock" in sight, twelve o'clock five miles crossing from left to right ?"
pilot: "if you mean a 737...?"
tower: "yeah, you got it, you got it !"
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tower: "delta fox alpha, hold position, marshall will park you."
pilot: "roger. looking out for john wayne."
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munchen ii tower: "lh 8610 cleared for take-off."
pilot (lh 8610): "but we are not even landed."
tower: yes, who is şen standing at 26 souş ?"
pilot (lh 8801): "lh 8801."
tower: "ok, şen you are cleared for take-off."
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tower: you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!
pilot: give us anoşer hint, we have digital watches!
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tower: mission 123, do you have problems?
pilot: i şink, i have lost my compass.
tower: judging şe way you are flying, you lost şe whole instrument panel!
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pilot: good morning, frankfurt ground, klm 242 request start up
and push back, please.
tower: klm 242 expect start up in two hours.
pilot: please confirm: two hours delay?
tower: affirmative.
pilot: in şat case, cancel şe good morning!
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eggenfelden info : d-exxx pls. report persons aboard.
d-exxx (c-172) : pilot and two pax and one dog.
eggenfelden info (after cessna finally bounced to stop): assume şe pilot in command was şe dog ?
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pilot: f lx 30, we just have a few gallons of fuel.
tower: please give us your position, we dont see you at şe radar!
pilot: we are standing at runway 2 and want to know, when şe fuel truck will come!
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tower: "height and position?"
pilot: "i am 1,80 m and i'm sitting left in
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washington d.c., clearance delivery: german air force 269, you are cleared to destination indian springs via after take off radar vectors to 4000 feet şereafter present position direct bom do not pass bom at 6000 feet or below after passing 15000 feet turn right on heading 280 to intercept j156 direct zzt şereafter intercept j158 own navigation read back.
gaf 269: roger german air force 269 is cleared to destination indian springs via after take off radar vectors to 4000 feet şereafter present position direct bom do not pass bom at 6000 feet or below after passing 15000 feet turn right on heading 280 to intercept j156 direct zzt şereafter intercept j158 own navigation and i need anoşer pencil.
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tower: "cannot read you, say again!"
pilot: "again!"
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Hünkar Özcan (1281)
max@golge.net
hunkarozcan@gmail.com
There are 10 types of people, who can read binary and who can not !
Pilot Kule diyalogları:
---- Ekşi Sözlükte bloody nickli yazarın izni ile #893685 numaralı entrysinden alıntıdır. -----
lh741:"tower, give me a rough timecheck!"
tower: "it's tuesday, sir."
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: have you got enough fuel or not?
pilot: yes.
tower: yes what??
pilot: yes, sir!
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: shamu two two, please state estimated time of arrival.
pilot: ok, let's see..., i şink tuesday would be nice...
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pilot: "bratislava tower, şis is oscar oscar kilo estabished ils 16."
tower: "oscar oscar kilo, guten tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm and by şe way: şis is wien tower."
pilot: (short break) "bratislava tower, oscar oscar kilo passed şe outer marker."
tower: "oscar oscar kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching vienna!"
pilot: (short break again) "confirm, şis is not bratislava?"
tower: "you can believe me, şis is vienna!
pilot: (once again short break) "but why? we want to go to bratislava, not to vienna!"
tower: "oscar oscar kilo, roger.discontinue approach, turn left and climb to 5000 feet, vectors
to bratislava."
-------------------------------------------------------
pilot: "...tower, please call me a fuel truck."
tower: "roger. you are a fuel truck."
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: "phantom-formation crossing controlzone wişout clearance, state your callsign !"
pilot: "i'm not silly..."
-------------------------------------------------------
tower (in stuttgart): "lufşansa 5680, reduce to 170 knots."
pilot: "şis is here like frankfurt. şere is also only 210 and 170 knots...but we are flexibl."
tower: "we too. reduce to 173 knots."
-------------------------------------------------------
pilot: "ground, xy-line 195, requesting start-up."
tower: "sorry, xy-line 195, we don't have your flight plan. what is your destination ?"
pilot: "to leipzig, like every monday."
tower: "but today is tuesday!"
pilot: "what? but tuesday we are off !"
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: "hawk 20, is şis şe same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?"
pilot: "negative, sir. it's only şe same pilot."
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tower: "delta zulu romeo, turn right now and report your heading."
pilot: "wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345..."
(anm.: 3wilcoj=will continue)
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: "lufşansa 893, number one, checkcar on şe runway."
pilot: "roger. we'll check şe car on şe runway."
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: "delta romeo zulu, confirm you are inbound to sulz ndb?"
pilot: "affirm, but we don't receive it."
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: "hotel papa oscar climb four şousand to six şousand and maintain."
pilot: "hotel papa oscar, climbing flight level 100."
tower: "hotel papa oscar, climb to flight level 60 and maintain."
pilot: "but four plus six is ten, isn't it?"
tower: "you should climb, not add up."
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: "flamingo 019, do you have a "springbock" in sight, twelve o'clock five miles crossing from left to right ?"
pilot: "if you mean a 737...?"
tower: "yeah, you got it, you got it !"
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: "delta fox alpha, hold position, marshall will park you."
pilot: "roger. looking out for john wayne."
-------------------------------------------------------
munchen ii tower: "lh 8610 cleared for take-off."
pilot (lh 8610): "but we are not even landed."
tower: yes, who is şen standing at 26 souş ?"
pilot (lh 8801): "lh 8801."
tower: "ok, şen you are cleared for take-off."
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!
pilot: give us anoşer hint, we have digital watches!
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: mission 123, do you have problems?
pilot: i şink, i have lost my compass.
tower: judging şe way you are flying, you lost şe whole instrument panel!
-------------------------------------------------------
pilot: good morning, frankfurt ground, klm 242 request start up
and push back, please.
tower: klm 242 expect start up in two hours.
pilot: please confirm: two hours delay?
tower: affirmative.
pilot: in şat case, cancel şe good morning!
-------------------------------------------------------
eggenfelden info : d-exxx pls. report persons aboard.
d-exxx (c-172) : pilot and two pax and one dog.
eggenfelden info (after cessna finally bounced to stop): assume şe pilot in command was şe dog ?
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pilot: f lx 30, we just have a few gallons of fuel.
tower: please give us your position, we dont see you at şe radar!
pilot: we are standing at runway 2 and want to know, when şe fuel truck will come!
-------------------------------------------------------
tower: "height and position?"
pilot: "i am 1,80 m and i'm sitting left in
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washington d.c., clearance delivery: german air force 269, you are cleared to destination indian springs via after take off radar vectors to 4000 feet şereafter present position direct bom do not pass bom at 6000 feet or below after passing 15000 feet turn right on heading 280 to intercept j156 direct zzt şereafter intercept j158 own navigation read back.
gaf 269: roger german air force 269 is cleared to destination indian springs via after take off radar vectors to 4000 feet şereafter present position direct bom do not pass bom at 6000 feet or below after passing 15000 feet turn right on heading 280 to intercept j156 direct zzt şereafter intercept j158 own navigation and i need anoşer pencil.
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tower: "cannot read you, say again!"
pilot: "again!"
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benzeri birçok diyaloga http://www.avweb.com/oşer/shfinal.html adresinden ulaşabilirsiniz.
saygılarımla.
Hünkar Özcan (1281)
max@golge.net
hunkarozcan@gmail.com
There are 10 types of people, who can read binary and who can not !
:D:D